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Funny astrological horoscope

OWEN - gun for the convent-Zhi !!!
Favorite book: "I came, I saw, I conquered!"
Hobby: shoot first and then ask questions.
Ideal job: sex therapist
Key phrase: "It is you telling me?"

TAURUS - What is mine - the mine, that yours - it is also mine!
Favorite book: "voracious foodie".
Favorite hobby: talk over dinner.
Ideal job: highly paid to do nothing.
Key phrase: "And what do I get for this?"

GEMINI - Crossing Europe!
Favorite Book:. "How do you get anyone to agree to anything"
Favorite hobby: to jump to conclusions.
Ideal job: sell everything and open all the doors
Key phrase: "Because I Said So!"

CANCER - Come to my house!
Favorite book: "Manual of the martyr."
Favorite hobby: whining.
Ideal job: advisor on all life issues
Key phrase: "And that, after all I've done for you!"

LEO - All will be in my opinion, that is great!
Favorite book: "How to quickly master the art of intimidation."
Favorite hobby: to give orders.
Ideal job: boss of the bosses.
Key phrase: "Well, doprygat?"

VIRGO - Znayka need love too!
Favorite book: "1001 step to full and complete organization."
Favorite hobby: worry
Ideal job: manage Eiffel Tower, personally checking all the spare ladder rungs. Key phrase: "So it will not work"

LIBRA - my light, mirror, tell me!
Favorite book: "How to marry with a picture of the Mona Lisa."
Favorite hobby: unnatural smile.
Ideal job: lawyer anyone anywhere
Key phrase: "On the other hand ..."

SCORPIO - The best means of defense - attack!
Favorite book: "How I have found mercy - the prosecutor's confession."
Favorite hobby: calculate your next move.
Ideal job: judge, jury member.
Key phrase: "Well, you have me for this poplyashete!"

SAGITTARIUS - More than you wanted to know about anything!
Favorite book: "How to become a philosopher in one minute."
Hobby: rant to anyone who wants to listen.
Ideal job: senator responsible for the pirates.
Key phrase: "Did I really do that?"

CAPRICORN - My stubbornness not to break!
Favorite book: "Ten Secrets to achieve world domination."
Favorite hobby: playing the part of the chief himself.
Ideal job: financial advisor millionaire.
Key phrase: "You can never be too rich or too poor"

AQUARIUS - Surprise! Surprise! Long live the surprise!
Favorite book: "How to take advantage of the fun and the sleeping hedgehogs."
Favorite hobby: to come across someone's eyes.
Ideal job: input and output plane of the corkscrew
Key phrase: "Resistance is futile!"

FISH - .. but his thoughts were far away!
Favorite Book:. "Guide for interplanetary communications"
Favorite hobby: to bring the pirates and rescue the millionaires
Ideal job: a professional mourner
Key phrase: "I'm so embarrassed!"

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